What I Know About Women

Well to be truthful,..it ain't much. I think maybe I have .000282% of the whole understanding, but none-the-less this is what I know or at least am relatively certainto be true, about women. These are generalizations only.

1. Women love humor, as long as its not directed at any of their faults or insecurities, they love to laugh. You can tease,..but know when to say when!
2. They love to be pursued. Flowers, cards, notes and the like. No, I do not mean stalked,..that's different,......and a no-no.
3. They like to get their way, be it where you eat or how you dress.
4. Women love spontaneity, they love surprises and they love for you to be different.
5. They love to be treated like a lady,...open doors, pull out chairs, be a good dude!
6. Compliments, compliments, compliments,...do I mean in the stalker way? NO! I mean like your shirt, I like your hair that way. If you like them and they like you she has put, much more into looking good for you than you have for her,..no matter what you did (take a shower, shaved your balls, whatever)
7. She loves to talk about her, not you,.....bank on that!
8. Pay attention to her body language. If she crosses her arms across her chest you have done something (this is a closed posture),..if she turns to face you and is "Open" then she wants you.....don't make mistakes here, this is for professionals. Here is some help.
9. Don't be an arrogant ass. She doesn't want to hear about your sexscapades. She can find that out later (and will probably dump your ass when she finds out you were in a threesome in Korea), so be real, but hold the details unless asked.
10. Don't be too chatty, mystery goes a long way,..she already knows this you have to learn. No, it doesn't mean be quiet or not answer her questions....it means actually listening to her questiosn and answering them accordingly....Be careful what you say,....I promise women never forget, and yeah! It will come up, you BASTADRD!
11. Be confident, in who you are and what you do! This should be #3, but I am getting a point across here!
12. Understand this! You may lose, you may win with her,..but the odds are against you! Its yours to lose,..just getting her to go out with you is the first step. And if she went and didn't stand you up then you should just be happy with that!
13. Learn to cook. Food is sexual and sensual,...you can seduce any woman by cooking, even if they can't. It makes you a "do all, be all" kind of guy
14. Like kids! Most women long for children (some absolutely do not!) Know the difference.Its a mother instinct that is bred into them and nutured by their mothers since birth...Dolls at Christmas, barbi at birthday and so forth. Remmebr they have a friend with kids that call her "aunt"!
15. Pay attention to them. Look man, if you are interested in checking out the waitress, she will know. If you are watching girls go to the bathroom past your table,...she will know. While you are alone, if you must, but when with a girl, she is your focus. This is a trait they have learned since childhood whether you like it or not. They always know or worse, they may suspect.....trust me clear this up on the git-go,just be a good dude.
16. Be over your EX,...no talking about her (past the information stage). Do not say you are seeing them, do not say you still think about them
    
17. Be honest, about who you are, what you do, where you have been. You will be interrogated at some point and your dumb ass WILL forget. Using facts protects you!
    
18. Culture,....like different music, art, reading (yeah the thing you spent 12 years of schoool getting away from....read more)
19. Be reliable. If they need you and you WILL be tested, be there, do what you can even if it doesn't solve the problem...be there! This counts huge....you will be faced with crisis,.imagined or other wise, be able to at least face the challenge. It is less important that you can solve the problem, then it is that you are there!
20. Remember this,....your girl puts up with at least 3 men a day that are willing to sleep with her, you get maybe 1/10 th that. Everyday she is asked for her phone number or hit on, unless you are an Adonis,..you don't get that. Just by being a girl she does.
21. You can be replaced,......no matter how good a lover, no matter how you look, there is someone waiting to take your spot! It's a fact get used to it.
22. Women for the most part are tolerant,..if you have the bulk of thier needs, you are safe. Stop worrying
23. Women choose to be with you not the other way around.....
24. You may be a loser,..but eventuallly they will catch on
25. Women WILL catch you at whatever you think you are gettin away with....be prepared!