His and Her Diary (funny)

HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with
my friend all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I
was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he
kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he said nothing.
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had
nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I
love you too.

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing
to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T. V. He seemed
distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed.

About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded
to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted
and his thoughts were somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it
anymore and I wanted to confront him with the situation but he had
fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what
to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life
is a disaster.


HIS DIARY

Played a horrible game of golf today. Shot a 97. Can't putt for shit.

Got laid though.


Thanks CM (Wendy)