Viva Las Vegas Part FO

Good God I need sleep.............I am catching naps at the pool, after dinner in my room, and on the monorail....I now have a slight limp,...thanks to bad shoes....I have a sunburn.....a callus on my slot button finger,.....pretty sure my liver is ready to resign,........and I have had more beef than the State of Texas.....probably ought to try a salad while I'm here! I wouldn't trade any of this for anything.......WHAT A TOWN! I got a call from JM she is here and we will meet tomorrow....I think. Finally work starts,...well sort of. The convention get under way and all my peeps are now here...like I haven't partied enough.

So last night, I walk back into the casino in my hotel and as I am heading for the back bar to grab a drink, I see this very attractive woman playing the slots....I pass by and she looks at me....eye contact! She smiled and I smiled back with a wink. She watched me walk by as I continued to the bar.....I grabbed a drink and decided to go back to where she was....now this is why Vegas is different.....errrr very different. I sit at the slot next to her and say "Hi". She looks at me and says..."You look like you need some company." GREEEAT HOOKER! Errr well no, actually I don't need any company...but thanks. Back to slots she went. Out of curiosity I asked..."As pretty as you are,..you could easily have any man in the place....why hook? She said exactly what sums up many things. Her reply was "because I can"
Well Jimminey Fucking Christmas.....I can too,..but it sure as fuck doen't make it a great idea.....I thought to myself.....funny! I just don't get it,...but I am glad I wasn't getting it...well once I found out she was a prostitute that is......so then I logged this in my mind and began paying more attention to other girls in the place.....hmmmmm they were all over....tough to peg,...but once I got a knck for it they were easy to pick out...
I used to think that the airport was the place place to watch people,.....nope..VEGAS is. You have never seen anything funnier than a redneck from Po-Dunk USA win a couple of hundred on blackjack.....that is until you see a 5 foot tall Asian loose a grand at poker........both situations took all I had to keep from blowing Jack and Coke out of my nose.........FUNNY STUFF....

Vegas is definitely honeymoon paradise.....I have seen as many couples as I have seen singles....its crazy....some couple are total mismatches just from looking at them....he's fat and short.....she's totally hot......he must be hung or rich......a total stud, with a troll....she must have had his baby......big tall,.....fat short.....he's 5'3" she's easily 6'2".......it has shown me for sure that there is truly someone for eveyone.....mine apparently is taking her sweet fucking time revealing herself...but HEY.......at least now I know for sure......

Okay it's 2:40 a.m........I am heading back out!,...limp, callus, sunburn, picketing liver..et al!