Mr. Match.Com Dating Guy

Okay here is a portion of my profile on Match....they say the intro should be funny and grabbing...well i think I accomplished both. I have gotten comments on it already from girls,..who are not interested in dating me,..but thought it was funny....



Have you ever heard the BudLight commercials “Real Men of Genius”? Well here is my version (backup singers in parethesis and by the way it’s the singer from Survivor….remember “Eye of the Tiger" from Rocky XXIII???, Yeah? Well that’s the guy…..):
Budlight presents: Real Men of Genius! WE salute you Mr. Match.com Dating Guy (Mr. Match.commmmmm Dating Guuuuuy). Its tough to slog through bars and get phone numbers and dates based on drunk chain smokers and your own inebriation,….so you did the unordinary,..putting yourself on line to all the world (I’m cooonnnneeccccttteedd)…..you are a high tech dating machine. Willing to spill all of your heart,soul, and dating requirments to all singles. (I’m not a freeeeaaaakkkk!!!!). You are willing to date the pictureless and homely based on a few lines like “Average” (she’s a beast) and “Open minded” (She’ll do you and your family). You trudge on Mr.Match.com Dating Guy (Mr. Match.commmmm Dating Guuuuuuy). Weeding out the needy, the psychos, the undatable hoping to find your soulmate (she’ll try to kill youuuuu). At least you opened up your odds, leaving the competition in cyber space dust Mr. Match.com Dating Guy (byye byyye suuuckers), and maybe just maybe she is a desperate nerd online like you (Sheeee likes Sushi and Jazz….) at least your buddies will get called gay if they admit they looked your profile up….so here’s to you Mr match .com Dating Guy. Good luck in your search….we are in awe of your technical abilities to bring women to you,..not just stagger up to them in a smokey bar.